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Ainda no tópico do último post: ontem foi também o dia internacional de roubar o escritório. Mas como o poeta diz: o Natal é sempre que o Homem quiser! Há um site se ainda não atingiste o rationale: stealfromwork.crimethinc.com. Mais que não seja, nesse dia tenta agarrar o bem mais preciso de todos:
O TEU TEMPO.
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E por falar em teens fechados num loop de low wages e zero futuro a virar burgers: também esta semana voltaram às notícias mais um round de sabotagem no local de trabalho - com a ajuda dos ditos empregados ainda que talvez estes não estivessem bem cientes da coisa (com video!):
Employees at a Burger King in Minnesota are tricked into smashing the windows of their restaurant after a prank caller said dangerous levels of gas had built up inside. The caller posed as a firefighter and told workers on Friday that they would have to break the windows ‘to release pressure’ and keep the restaurant from exploding
http://www.theguardian.com/business/video/2016/apr/10/burger-king-staff-smash-windows-gas-leak-prank-call-video
Estes parecem ter começado em fevereiro (?) e já conta com tantos episódios diferentes que se torna cada vez mais difícil ao "store manager" alegar surpresa à coisa com uma cara séria: já tem quase proporções de ser "a" cena a fazer numa sexta à noite... pelos próprios :)
they showed up yesterday to find about a dozen of a restaurant’s window’s smashed out overnight. But this wasn’t an act of random vandalism, it was done on purpose by Burger King employees
https://consumerist.com/2016/02/01/burger-king-employees-break-restaurants-windows-in-response-to-prank-phone-call/
E por falar em Natal, este exemplo de cima relacionaram a outro que ocorreu em dezembro do ano passado, que comparado às novas variantes temos que passar a chamar de "clássico 101":
three McDonald’s restaurants in Oregon shut down over the weekend after a caller convinced employees to activate fire suppression systems, spewing chemicals over kitchen appliances
https://consumerist.com/2015/12/08/multiple-mcdonalds-locations-forced-to-close-after-prank-callers-convince-workers-to-test-fire-system-2/
so here's somethin' tha listen to on those late night shifts, and remember:
"take urs from tha top, like a politician"
And when I'm working late nights stockin' boxes
I'm creepin' their merchandise
And don't put me on dishes
I'm dropping them bitches
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are u not entertained?
I stand here with a purpose